Sailor Puns: Bold and Boating — Tee

Sailor Puns: Bold and Boating — Tee

A cheeky cartoon sailor with a towering beard and top hat wields a dramatic curved sword against a dark blue background. The phrase 'If you have a boat, I have a [word]' invites playful wordplay. Satirical, nautical, and unapologetically punchy for fans of queer drag humor and salty sea puns. Humorous nautical-themed wordplay ('If you have a boat...') using sailor iconography for irreverent queer drag humor

What you're getting

• Made on: Bella+Canvas 3001
• Material: 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Fit: Unisex, true to size, modern fit
• Print method: Direct-to-garment (DTG)
• Care: Wash inside-out, cold, tumble dry low

Made to order: Every piece is printed when you order it — production takes 3–5 business days before shipping. No mass inventory, no waste, just yours.

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