My Flabber's Been Gasted — Hoodie

My Flabber's Been Gasted — Hoodie

A delightfully bewildered duck stares at the cosmos while flowers bloom around it — because sometimes the only sane response to the world is pure, floral shock. 'My flabber's been gasted' isn't just a phrase, it's a lifestyle for those who find joy in the ridiculous. queer joy and absurdist humor as resistance, reclaiming whimsy as political act

What you're getting

• Made on: Gildan 18500
• Material: 50% cotton / 50% polyester fleece
• Fit: Unisex, true to size, roomy hood
• Print method: Direct-to-garment (DTG)
• Care: Wash inside-out, cold, tumble dry low

Made to order: Every piece is printed when you order it — production takes 3–5 business days before shipping. No mass inventory, no waste, just yours.

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