Sailor Puns: Bold and Boating — Water Bottle
$32.99
Sailor Puns: Bold and Boating — Water Bottle
A cheeky cartoon sailor with a towering beard and top hat wields a dramatic curved sword against a dark blue background. The phrase 'If you have a boat, I have a [word]' invites playful wordplay. Satirical, nautical, and unapologetically punchy for fans of queer drag humor and salty sea puns. Humorous nautical-themed wordplay ('If you have a boat...') using sailor iconography for irreverent queer drag humor
What you're getting
- Made on: Stainless steel water bottle, 20oz
- Material: Double-walled vacuum insulation
- Fit: Keeps cold 24h, hot 12h
- Print method: Full-wrap sublimation
- Care: Hand wash only
Made to order: Every piece is printed when you order it — production takes 3–5 business days before shipping. No mass inventory, no waste, just yours.
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